Mmmmmm... interesting...
This will take some looking through. However, there was one thing that immediately caught my eye:
So you have a math program. And two of your doctoral candidates are labeled as being in the "applied math" category. Now, what does it say about your program, that even the applied math theses have titles like,
Almost Poisson brackets for nonholonomic systems on Lie groups.
or
Embedded tree structures and eigenvalue statistics of genus zero one-face maps.
? Anyone for a road trip to Arizona?
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